THREE FUNNIES

Aunt Sal had decided to go for a visit to Her Sisters in a nearby town after the will reading and Uncle Sap talked Uncle Furd into a trip down to the city when He and Aunt Sal went for the will reading. Uncle Furd loved His Corn Liquor and He brought a gallon jug along in his suitcase and after they secured a room at the hotel, they ate some supper and went for a walk. They spotted a bench kind of out of the sight of most and after consuming the jug they decided to make it back to the Hotel. They had specified two double beds but were so drunk they both got into the same bed. Uncle Furd said, ”Sap there is some one in my bed”. Sap replied, “Mine too lets kick em out”. They kicked each other out of bed. Not very funny but it proves one thing: too much liquor will make a person do crazy things. It will make two drunken people do two crazy things.

STEALING AND THINGS

While they were in the big city Sap and Furd thought it might be a good idea to talk so some big shot doctor about Furd being a Kleptomaniac. They talked to their local Doctor and He told them to look up a Psychiatrist while in the big city. They got the man at the Hotel desk to look up one for them. It was late when they called about Furd and the doctor told Furd to steal two ashtrays from the hotel and call back the next morning.

TO YOUNG TO KNOW

Two little boys were playing and wandered off from where they usually played and came upon a high fence around a Nudist Colony. “Wonder what is behind the fence”, one said. The other was taller and told his buddy to climb up on his shoulders and look through a knothole they spied up toward the top. After he got high enough to see through the hole the boy on the bottom asked what was going on. The other replied, ”just a bunch of people messing around”, he replied. “ Are they men or women or boys or girls’? “ I cannot tell they don’t have any clothes on”